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Monthly Archives: February 2010

No forget to vote tonight! Help some Hawaiians!
Did you read the issue of Midweek with Josh and Jason on the cover?

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Well I wasn’t able to go Mayer Hawthorne concert because of school. Did you hear Kid Koala and Dan the Automator opened for him????? all sick. But thanks to Clear Channel and my homie (MAHALOS!) I was able to catch a short set at the RoadRunner Music Hall. That spot is hella dope! Heard Matisyahu was today (Crap I shoulda went!). Here’s what I took. Waiting for my Star101.9 photo soon.

And by the way his band The County is HELLA DOPE! Mayer is dope too. Haole boy with funk! And he’s on Stones Throw! Mean. And he’s a digger. Double Mean. Woulda been at Beatroot Bodega but he gonna rock Japan. What you gonna do?

The Olde Ivory Crew made a video for themselves but in actuality they made the newest Joe G vid. CHEE! Free visuals for your audios.

Boats N Hos!

Good show at pipeline, while i stuck in school. GOOD SHOWSSSS are hard to find!!!!!
BAMP and the Nocturnal Sound Krew (did you download them valentines mixes????) throwing a dope show with Mayer Hawthorne on MY SCHOOL NIGHT! ARG!!!!!! But that shouldn’t stop you from going! WORD! GO EARLY! And if you go buy me some wax! I pay you back!

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Don’t say I didn’t tell you…….

All you broke mokes might enjoy these. Now I don’t care if you balling or whatevers, SAVING MONEY IS SAVING MONEY! First IHOP National Pancake Day

Free short stack from IHOP, but they want you to make a donation for the Childrens Miracle Network. Now you can be a penis and just donate a dollar but on the real hook up the keikis! Be glad your keiki is healthy!
More info at

Second. Jack sent me two words. FREE SANDWICH!

Buy one large soda, get one free samich! Simple math. Less than $2 for a large soda and a sandwich! Almost Costco prices!
More info from Jack

Happy whatever day you like penny pinchers!

Seriously! Well I got invited by the Lightsleepers Bodyboarding Team to go to the IBA PIPELINEPRO.

So we packed the car and headed up north. Now the LS bodyboarding team is aint that deep of a roster, and we only have one pro…Mark Klein. Legit pro. Got his own bodyboard model from Madrid. The rest of the team is just semi ams? Flow team? Ah who cares. Mark did well at the Erma’s qualifiers a few days earlier and made it to the big show. We packed the car and went Pipe.

Well my buddy John Hook took photos of Mark’s first heat so I never take no shots (you see why later) Mark passed the first heat and went sleep. Me and John went to this little bus.

They was slangin Acai bowls and these wonton hot pockets with meat cheese spinach tomatos and feta. You can make this at home easy. Make it at pipe and charge $5. Was pretty good but after I ate um all I could think about was stortos or macky’s or opal’s!

But they did let me hit up their truck! (shout out to Jim @ B-Ware getting up on the truck too!)

His second heat was on and John had a wedding to shoot so I tried my best with my crap camera

Waves wasn’t that dope during the heat

Mark didn’t advance but das ok cus he did better than you did….

Unless you reading this Mike Stewart and the others that continue the contest Monday. I still had fun! Till next year! Thanks Dave & Busters for my towel!

So I had my malasadas. Thanks Leonards. Was gonna try Champions but how you gonna slack on Malasada Day. Champs you get next malasada run. Next week. Or tomorrow. Here’s the irony. If you get left over malasadas from yesterday do you not eat them today? I ATE UM CUS ‘ONO 4 BREAKFAST! COLD HAUPIA ONES!

Now I know today Ash Wednesday but I never liked it because I hated not eating meat on fridays. Luckily people woke up and realized that Jesus no care if you eat meat on fridays. In n out doubledoubles on fridays! WORD! But hey all you Catholics and people that wanna give up meat for Jesus then go ahead do your thing! Back when I was victim to my mom’s rules and no meat fridays I hated going McD’s and having to eat Filet o Fish when I want cheeseburger or chicken nuggets. Fridays usually meant fishsticks. I like fishsticks but would take hamburger steak over fishsticks EVERY TIME! I also hated eating a few things that I am truly shamefull of, including raw fish. A few decades later the tides have turned. I love fish. I would murder the poke in buffet lines (cleaned out how many wedding poke bowls and baby lu’aus!). I can’t stop looking at them huge salmon slabs every time I go Costco. Crab boils are MEAN! Sizzlers gonna run out of all u can eat shrimps. Miso butterfish and salmon fried rice form ‘Ohana Seafoods are my jams! Squid Lu’au is pau! But frick I can’t afford them joints. I would murder McD’s Filet o Fishes easily. But they be what 3 bucks????? YOU CRAZY! Sometimes I wish I went diving or fishing for a big Marlin or ‘ulua or ‘uhu. Get the mayo onions and lup chong/portageesausage oh wait thems meat…forgot. Oh well. Fish it up people.
PS. I still like fishsticks.
PPS. I HATE BONEY FISH. Spend some bucks and get fish that have actual filets or something!
PPSS? Hows the Alicia’s photo. IM DROOLING!

Haupia ones!

Trying to do my homework at Starsucks and watching the twitter log I seen the Jumpoffs saying they gonna leave free cds around Ala Moana. I asked them put one in the Ala Moana Magazine racks. They told me Tsukijis. I went.

Two mags in and look what i found. Thanks guys. Think they gonna do it again. Only one way to find out. Go to their websitea at and follow them on twitter. Next friday get ready to follow the trail and get a free jumpoffs cd.

A second go around. Last years was fun. This year I WAS CAUGHT SLIPPING! Was suppose to start this back on Feb. 1 and end um on Sunday (Kung Hee Fat Choy!) but never so you get 10 songs now. No particular order. A vid and why i like um. I got Mr. J All Day posting his list on, Newkon rocking his on, and Kavet the Catalyst doing his on

And for even next level stepping grab the following mixtapes

Your girlfriends favorite dj, DJ Deception got his little joint on the Nocturnal Sound Krew’s site

DJ Compose also got his joint on TOO!

And DJ ENJAY got his on
Go download them and fill yo ipod!

On to my ten list.

Natty Vibes. Shawty-dope song. the boy gets the chick with a flower and a dope haircut. Mean. Was painting with KTC and he asked me if I wanted to do fill. This song was playing at exact same time and i lip synced the “YEAAHAHAHA” in the intro. Mean.

Jodeci. You give good love. MEAN SONG! I learned to play this on guitar in Kamehameha thinking I was gonna get the girls panties all wet. Was only able to get somebody to sing it once. Was dope. But the girls was drunk so they never care. HHAHAHAHAHA.

D’angelo-How does it feel. Nobody knows any of the words except “How does it feel”

Stevie Wonder- My cheri amour. This song rocks. You wonder why they got fools always singing it when trying to get on American Idol. Yo I just played the vid in Starsucks and the lady next to me went “OOOOOH”. Maybe she get wet panty? Sorry if you offended. And no forget save um for marriage. TRY WAIT! It’s hard. I know.

Big Mountain-Touch My Light. Come on closer to me girl touch my light! Is light like Kiss’ Love Gun? Gotta thank my cousin Chris for getting me tuned in to Big Mauna! Back in the day of flipping car stereos and making homemade subwoofer boxes this made it in the mix of DJ Majic Mike and the slew of low end bass tapes that almost made me def. And DJ Laz. Mami del negor and hump all night joints. Oh I gotta find that “Love walks out the door” joint my cousin rocked. Looking now…..FOUND IT

Sebastian-Kiss the Girl. Fricken second dopest Disney song. (1st Dopest…..Reflection by Leah Salonga) How’s the crab gonna rock the mic and get the smooching going! Word! Guys no make like you no like. Ideally this for the ladies not the fellas. Or else would be non stop 2LiveCrew Hoochie Mama and booty songs all night long. I like go Disneyland again!

Pandanus Club-Pili Mau Me ‘Oe. HAWAIIANS ARE KNOWN TO BE GREAT LOVERS! You ever wonder why Pele get mad and spews lava non stop. Why the sweet potato when burn while they was jamming in the ‘ulu tree? Why we usually get big familys? You gotta learn from your elders. My pops and his brothers and sisters would play this anykine times. Bus out the washtub bass. Some of the best hawaiian songs are clean when translated but DIRTY in meaning. This song seems clean but I can picture the lyrics taking out some 2 Live Crew lyrics….ok maybe not. But trust me Hawaiians are great lovers! WORD! Hapa cuties for all!

Hall n Oats- You make my dreams come true. The power of the mustache! ATTENTION BAMP OR TOM MOFFAT! BRING THEM HERE! MAKE EASY MONEY! Oh hows this 500 Days o summer joint! I never watched. Gonna buy for the lady! WIN! Spaghetti for sure.

Jackson 5-ABC. That last vid made me think of this vid. Makes sense. Mike nd the boys singing bout how easy love is. I love Jay and Silent Bob and Clerks (both of them!). And I LOVE ROSE DAWSON! man when she brushes her hair from her face with her finger while dancing has got to be the illest. and the bouncing (hey im a guy. sorry.) But I like this dance sequence. Frick Macarena or Cupid Shuffle or Electric Slide. Do that New Jersey diddy. Fistpumps?

Peter Cetera & Cher-After All. The last song gotta go out with what is stuck in my head for the LONGEST! Digging for wax I found it on 45 but never buy um cus i rather have a cover sleeve. shoulda bought it. donkey. Hows this vid with fricken Diggery in it? Hahahaha.

Well I hope you and your special someone have a great Valentine’s Day. Plan something special. Girls get the man something too. Not teddy bears and roses. How bout a george foreman grill? Or Xbox 360? Or a Lightsleepers shirt? Or Nas tickets!